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ieatpants is not a musician

By ieatpants | April 14, 2009

i work in an office and i come home each night to a tiny nyc apartment. the walls are closing in. this is the only theme of the music–there are songs: love songs, songs about celebrities, long drawn out poop jokes, instrumentals inspired by films.
but always, in the background, hidden under the half-size fridge–or [...]

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simple songs

By ieatpants | March 28, 2009

they are my favorite.
a note or two, maybe a great couple of chords–wonderful.
i’m sick of bands and music and shows and uploading and downloading and analyzing and criticizing.
a simple song. lyrics are best left out if they don’t do anything.
where am i going anyway?
i’ll turn it up and bury my head in the speaker.
if i [...]

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new music! new fun! new psychoses!

By ieatpants | March 11, 2009

ieatpants is proud to present “simulation of an artist”
this collection of songs turned out to be much more personal than i had anticipated… that’s because i started with a goal of combining a love of echoey guitars and effects-laden loops with a few jaunty acoustic tunes about cramming my giant legs into the smallest airline [...]

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vin diesel is pretty good, i guess

By ieatpants | December 17, 2008

so, i think vin diesel is ok.
anyways, moving on to actual news… ieatpants welcomes its newest member tonight–i don’t wanna give out a name right now, because he might just up and move to ireland or france or poland. BUT! this guy’s gonna bring the goods: street cred and good looks. LOOKOUT!!!!
so, anyway, there’ll be [...]

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